This is actually true, like he didn't even know her and it was just like "grey skin, horns, wicked ass jewelry hell yeah I'm gonna high five it"<< did you just say that meenah had a "wicked ass" << help
Sherlock ruining John's date. And seriously someone call RSPCA Sherlock needs to stop abusing a small mouse.GROSS mouse In the blender! ( "Would anyone care for a mouse milkshake it's on special") would seriously be the next text!
"They keep putting this blanket on me. Why do they keep putting this blanket on me?" "You could be in shock." "I'm not in shock." *figures out John killed the guy* "Don't listen to anything I just said. I'm in shock. See, I have a blanket.