Fart/Poop Humor

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I like to poop, and shit... Abs, Funny Quotes, Humour, Dirty Humor, Dirty Quotes, Dirty Talk, Dirty Mind, Dirty Mind Quotes, Naughty Quotes
I like to poop, and shit...
I like to poop, and shit...
Your+poop+might+smell+like+roses%2C+but+your+bullshit+stinks... Sayings, Inspirational Quotes, Quotes, Favorite Quotes, Me Quotes, Anti Social, I Laughed
Your poop might smell like roses, but your bullshit stinks...
Your+poop+might+smell+like+roses%2C+but+your+bullshit+stinks...
I keep telling you - the more noise you make in the bathroom, the more we will know you are in there pooping. Be quiet as a mouse, and no one will ever know... Friends, Funny Stuff, People, Friendship Humor, Friendship Memes, Hilarious
I keep telling you - the more noise you make in the bathroom, the more we will know you are in there pooping. Be quiet as a mouse, and no one will ever know...
I keep telling you - the more noise you make in the bathroom, the more we will know you are in there pooping. Be quiet as a mouse, and no one will ever know...
If you want me to give you a shit, you'll have to wait a while. I already pooped once today... Work Humour, Work Humor, I Want You, Humor
If you want me to give you a shit, you'll have to wait a while. I already pooped once today...
If you want me to give you a shit, you'll have to wait a while. I already pooped once today...
Her: Did you know that's what our intestines look like? She: Not OURS. That must be male anatomy. I don't believe girls poop... Did You Know, Knowing You, Someecards, D.i.d., H.e.r., Male
Her: Did you know that's what our intestines look like? She: Not OURS. That must be male anatomy. I don't believe girls poop...
Her: Did you know that's what our intestines look like? She: Not OURS. That must be male anatomy. I don't believe girls poop...
It must be hard for two people to be conjoined. What do they do when one has diarrhea and the other one is constipated... Jokes, Ariana Grande, Shit Happens, I Love To Laugh, Words
It must be hard for two people to be conjoined. What do they do when one has diarrhea and the other one is constipated...
It must be hard for two people to be conjoined. What do they do when one has diarrhea and the other one is constipated...
I know I'm sometimes an asshole to you. But, I'm not an actual asshole, and I wouldn't poop on you or our friend- ship - unless you think we're close enough for that... Nurse Humour, Nurse Quotes, Medical Humour, Dental Humour, Nurse Humor
I know I'm sometimes an asshole to you. But, I'm not an actual asshole, and I wouldn't poop on you or our friend- ship - unless you think we're close enough for that...
I know I'm sometimes an asshole to you. But, I'm not an actual asshole, and I wouldn't poop on you or our friend- ship - unless you think we're close enough for that...
If you don't like my farting all the time, sorry. Farting never hurt anyone. Not farting - now that DOES hurt. But, I don't need to tell YOU that, do I... Trousers, Don't Like Me, Stupid People, Truths
If you don't like my farting all the time, sorry. Farting never hurt anyone. Not farting - now that DOES hurt. But, I don't need to tell YOU that, do I...
If you don't like my farting all the time, sorry. Farting never hurt anyone. Not farting - now that DOES hurt. But, I don't need to tell YOU that, do I...
HER: Hey - you ate my candy bar, and you better give it back. SHE: Oh, dont worry, youll get it back. HER: Well, as long as I get it back then... Awkward Moments, Funny Images, Derby, Saints, Nerd Problems, Book Nerd Problems
HER: Hey - you ate my candy bar, and you better give it back. SHE: Oh, don't worry, you'll get it back. HER: Well, as long as I get it back then...
HER: Hey - you ate my candy bar, and you better give it back. SHE: Oh, dont worry, youll get it back. HER: Well, as long as I get it back then...
The next time you tell me your farting is just 'whispers in your panties' I'm going to tell you to use a breath freshener for all those 'whispers'. Funny Memes, Failed Relationship, Funny Love, Funny Meme Pictures, Relationship
The next time you tell me your farting is just "whispers in your panties" I'm going to tell you to use a breath freshener for all those "whispers".
The next time you tell me your farting is just 'whispers in your panties' I'm going to tell you to use a breath freshener for all those 'whispers'.
You keep telling me your farting is all in my head. And I keep telling you - if that's true, why didn't you tell me I had MY head up YOUR butt for so long... Feelings, You Call, How I Feel, I Dont Understand, I Am Awesome, Tell Me
You keep telling me your farting is all in my head. And I keep telling you - if that's true, why didn't you tell me I had MY head up YOUR butt for so long...
You keep telling me your farting is all in my head. And I keep telling you - if that's true, why didn't you tell me I had MY head up YOUR butt for so long...
I thought I had a great idea to get back at the dogs whose crap I kept stepping in. I thought I'd turned the tables on them, but - All they did was eat it... Real Friends, Words Of Wisdom, Quote
I thought I had a great idea to get back at the dogs whose crap I kept stepping in. I thought I'd turned the tables on them, but - All they did was eat it...
I thought I had a great idea to get back at the dogs whose crap I kept stepping in. I thought I'd turned the tables on them, but - All they did was eat it...
I dont know which is worse - The fart jokes you make in bed, or the farts you make in bed. Giving Up Smoking, Some Words, Sleep Meme
I don't know which is worse - The fart jokes you make in bed, or the farts you make in bed.
I dont know which is worse - The fart jokes you make in bed, or the farts you make in bed.
You know, I might say - may we live to be so old we shit ourselves, but more often than not we get so drunk we end up doing that anyway... Laughter
You know, I might say - may we live to be so old we shit ourselves, but more often than not we get so drunk we end up doing that anyway...
You know, I might say - may we live to be so old we shit ourselves, but more often than not we get so drunk we end up doing that anyway...