Post with 6235 votes and 197811 views. Bill Burr with some sound relationship advice.
Louis CK - Catcher In the Rye mashup
I’d always end up broken down on the highway. When I stood there trying to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But when I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself—people like to see that.
See Dave Chappell live : Autzen Stadium Eugene, Oregon 2005