I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.
Everyone will find out your lies.If he is such a deadbeat then lets take a paternity test! You just don't want everyone to realize that you are a liar who has blamed a kid on my husband for 7 years now. FYI when it comes back not his you have to pay