Database Administrator (DBA)

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"... fixing stuff that the programmers broke!"

"... fixing stuff that the programmers broke!"

"I spend most of my days fixing ... I’m a DBA."

"I spend most of my days fixing ... I’m a DBA."

"I back-up the database so that we can fix it ..."

"I back-up the database so that we can fix it ..." T-Shirt

"I back-up the database so that we can fix it ..."

"Oh my gosh... ... such an awful database query?!"

"Oh my gosh... ... such an awful database query?!" T-Shirt

"Oh my gosh... ... such an awful database query?!"

"... THE WORST database query ..."

"... THE WORST database query ..."

"I’m the DBA. The programmers make me suffer ..."

"I’m the DBA. The programmers make me suffer ..."

"NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THE DBA!"

"NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THE DBA!" T-Shirt

"NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THE DBA!"

Silly, Joking "But you’re just a programmer!"

Silly, Joking "But you’re just a programmer!" T-Shirt

Silly, Joking "But you’re just a programmer!"

… programmers cannot write good database queries!

… programmers cannot write good database queries! T-Shirt

… programmers cannot write good database queries!

"The programmers have broken the database..."

"The programmers have broken the database..."

Silly Database Administrator (DBA) Duty Shirt

Silly Database Administrator (DBA) Duty Shirt

Database Administrator (DBA) "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" Card

Database Administrator (DBA) "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" Card

"... if you had listened to the DBA!"

"... if you had listened to the DBA!" T-Shirt

"... if you had listened to the DBA!"

Silly, Smug "You’re just a programmer. I’m a DBA!"

Silly, Smug "You’re just a programmer. I’m a DBA!" T-Shirt

Silly, Smug "You’re just a programmer. I’m a DBA!"

"This disaster would not have happened ..."

"This disaster would not have happened ..." T-Shirt

"This disaster would not have happened ..."

Silly, Smug "Why would you ever question a DBA?!"

Silly, Smug "Why would you ever question a DBA?!" T-Shirt

Silly, Smug "Why would you ever question a DBA?!"

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