I Shall

“I Shall” Mondays will feature a pseudo vow concerning how I will live my life as a parent. Theses vows will mostly be tongue-in-cheek, and the only unifying thread between them will be that I will more than likely break all of them at some point in my life.
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I shall not be enslaved by my Son’s schedule, even during hockey season.    #newdad #parenting #kids #babies #IShall

I shall not be enslaved by my Son’s schedule, even during hockey season.

I shall not fool myself into thinking babies are logical...

I shall not be enslaved by my Son’s schedule, even during hockey season.

I shall not fool myself into thinking babies are logical...    #newdad #blog #parenting #kids #babies #notunlesstheyrevulcan

I shall not be enslaved by my Son’s schedule, even during hockey season.

I shall not judge children or other parents, lest I be judged… accurately.

I shall not be enslaved by my Son’s schedule, even during hockey season.

I shall not buy an unreasonable amount of gifts for my Son this Christmas:  Wrapping paper is a hit with infants, I hear...

I shall not be enslaved by my Son’s schedule, even during hockey season.

I shall not covet the freedom of the child-free.    #newdad #blog #parenting #kids #babies #dads #idontmissitimjustsayin

I shall not be enslaved by my Son’s schedule, even during hockey season.

I shall be thankful for every minute I get to spend with my Son, whether or not it involves poop...    #newdad #blog #parenting #kids #dads #poo

I shall not be enslaved by my Son’s schedule, even during hockey season.

I shall not put undue restrictions or expectations on anyone kind/foolish enough to offer themselves as babysitters... #newdad #babysitting #parenting #blog

I shall not be enslaved by my Son’s schedule, even during hockey season.

I shall not feel Messianic about my child.

I shall not be enslaved by my Son’s schedule, even during hockey season.

I shall not call my Wife “Mom” unless my Son is in the room.

I shall not call my Wife “Mom” unless my Son is in the room.

I shall honour my father and my mother, for I now realize that even perfect children can be a handful from time to time...

I shall not be enslaved by my Son’s schedule, even during hockey season.

I shall mind my own business (which, at least temporarily, includes minding my Son’s business).    #newdad #parenting #blog #kids #babies #dads #mindyobizness

I shall not be enslaved by my Son’s schedule, even during hockey season.

I shall not reinvent the wheel, no matter how oblong-like it may seem.    #newdad #blog #parenting #kids #babies

I shall not be enslaved by my Son’s schedule, even during hockey season.

I shall be open minded enough to listen to advice, but not so much so that I try to follow all of it.  #newdad #blog #parenting #kids #babies #advice

I shall not be enslaved by my Son’s schedule, even during hockey season.

I shall not expect anyone else in the world to find our Son as cute as we do, even though they probably should...    #newdad #parenting #kids #babies #cute

I shall not be enslaved by my Son’s schedule, even during hockey season.

I shall in all things be a (without limiting my identity to) “parent”.  #newdad #parenting #kids #babies #perspective

I shall not be enslaved by my Son’s schedule, even during hockey season.

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