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Hey, parents of twins: GOD BLESS YOU.    #newdad #blog #parenting #babies #kids #twins God Bless You, New Dads, Random Thoughts, Twins, Parents, Blessed, Babies, Blog, Gemini

Hey, parents of twins: GOD BLESS YOU. #newdad #blog #parenting #babies #kids #twins

My lack of breasts causes me to lose out on credibility, extreme sleep deprivation, and a leg to stand on in most arguments. Can You Be, Told You So, Sleep Deprivation, New Dads, Random Thoughts, Baby Sleep, My Dad, Newlyweds, Breastfeeding

Never underestimate the value of aimlessly walking through a department store while your baby sleeps in a stroller...

My lack of breasts causes me to lose out on credibility, extreme sleep deprivation, and a leg to stand on in most arguments. Can You Be, Told You So, Sleep Deprivation, New Dads, Random Thoughts, Baby Sleep, My Dad, Newlyweds, Breastfeeding

You might be a parent if the words “snow day” fill you with anxiety rather than childlike joy. As a kid, when you hear those magical words, your eyes twinkle. As a young adult, your eyes blink indifferently. As a parent*, your eyes bulge as you think, “Ah man, what am I supposed to do with my kid now?!” #newdad #blog #parenting #kids #babies #dad #snowdaze

If they can make “No Tears” shampoo, then WHY ISN’T ALL OF IT THAT WAY?  Adults: Do you enjoy crying that much?    #newdad #blog #dad #parenting #kids #babydontcry Dont Cry, New Dads, Random Thoughts, That Way, Crying, Shampoo, Parenting, How To Make, Blog

If they can make “No Tears” shampoo, then WHY ISN’T ALL OF IT THAT WAY? Adults: Do you enjoy crying that much? #newdad #blog #dad #parenting #kids #babydontcry

My lack of breasts causes me to lose out on credibility, extreme sleep deprivation, and a leg to stand on in most arguments. Can You Be, Told You So, Sleep Deprivation, New Dads, Random Thoughts, Baby Sleep, My Dad, Newlyweds, Breastfeeding

The 1950s are to me what the 1980s are to _______ a) Apples b) The Great Depression c) My Son d) All of the above The answer is… c) My Son. #newdad #parenting #blog #kids #babies #dads #SATProblemsThatProveImOld

My lack of breasts causes me to lose out on credibility, extreme sleep deprivation, and a leg to stand on in most arguments. Can You Be, Told You So, Sleep Deprivation, New Dads, Random Thoughts, Baby Sleep, My Dad, Newlyweds, Breastfeeding

I’d love to teach my Son patience, but he’s just too young right now. All he does is cry louder and look away from me. Wait… he’ll do that when he’s older too, won’t he?! Ah crap! #newdad #blog #parenting #kids #babies #patienceisavirtuallynonexistentthing #dads

Think of all the things we did and never told our parents about.  OUR KIDS WILL DO THOSE THINGS.    #newdad #afraid #blog #parenting #kids New Dads, Random Thoughts, Our Kids, Parents, Blog, Fathers, Blogging, Parenting Humor, Parenting

Think of all the things we did and never told our parents about. OUR KIDS WILL DO THOSE THINGS. #newdad #afraid #blog #parenting #kids

Babies are the only people who are able to literally put their feet in their mouths WITHOUT being able to do so figuratively. New Dads, Mouths, Random Thoughts, Parenting, Babies, People, Blog, Kids, Children

Babies are the only people who are able to literally put their feet in their mouths WITHOUT being able to do so figuratively... #newdad #parenting #babies #kids #blog

My lack of breasts causes me to lose out on credibility, extreme sleep deprivation, and a leg to stand on in most arguments. Can You Be, Told You So, Sleep Deprivation, New Dads, Random Thoughts, Baby Sleep, My Dad, Newlyweds, Breastfeeding

Having a family can be a convenient way to spin certain attitudes and actions. Too lazy to help a friend move this weekend? ”Oh, I totally would man, but I haven’t seen my kid in…" #newdad #parenting #kids #justification

My lack of breasts causes me to lose out on credibility, extreme sleep deprivation, and a leg to stand on in most arguments. Can You Be, Told You So, Sleep Deprivation, New Dads, Random Thoughts, Baby Sleep, My Dad, Newlyweds, Breastfeeding

Having a kid sure is a great way for a dude to lose those “newlywed pounds”... #newdad #blog #parenting #kids

My lack of breasts causes me to lose out on credibility, extreme sleep deprivation, and a leg to stand on in most arguments. Can You Be, Told You So, Sleep Deprivation, New Dads, Random Thoughts, Baby Sleep, My Dad, Newlyweds, Breastfeeding

Is there a baby-cuteness equivalent to American Idol syndrome? There is, isn’t there? You know what I mean… #newdad #blog #parenting #kids #babies #cute?

My lack of breasts causes me to lose out on credibility, extreme sleep deprivation, and a leg to stand on in most arguments. Can You Be, Told You So, Sleep Deprivation, New Dads, Random Thoughts, Baby Sleep, My Dad, Newlyweds, Breastfeeding

This blog is less of a “How-To” and more of a “HOW COME?!” As such, I believe it represents the parental condition fairly accurately, since the most clear truth I’ve learned in the last 3 months is that no one seems to know anything about anything and no one is even sure if anything about anything is knowable... #newdad #blog #parenting #kids #babies

My lack of breasts causes me to lose out on credibility, extreme sleep deprivation, and a leg to stand on in most arguments. Can You Be, Told You So, Sleep Deprivation, New Dads, Random Thoughts, Baby Sleep, My Dad, Newlyweds, Breastfeeding

“Kids will tell you the truth when regular people won’t...” #ThingsMyWifeSaid #newdad #parenting #kids #blog

You know how babies randomly use their lips, tongues, and vocal chords to experiment with making sound, even before they really have anything to say? Remind you of any adults you’ve dealt with recently? Some Things Never Change, New Dads, Random Thoughts, Experiment, Parenting, Lips, Babies, Sayings, How To Make

You know how babies randomly use their lips, tongues, and vocal chords to experiment with making sound, even before they really have anything to say? ... Remind you of any adults you’ve dealt with recently? #newdad #randomthoughts #parenting #babies #somethingsneverchange

My lack of breasts causes me to lose out on credibility, extreme sleep deprivation, and a leg to stand on in most arguments. Can You Be, Told You So, Sleep Deprivation, New Dads, Random Thoughts, Baby Sleep, My Dad, Newlyweds, Breastfeeding

My lack of breasts causes me to lose out on credibility, extreme sleep deprivation, and a leg to stand on in most arguments... #newdad #breastfeeding #parenting

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