Shoo dino, shoo!

The Bible can be viewed as two different texts. The second half of The Bible is a chronicle of the life of Jesus, who Christians consider to be the Messiah. The first half of The Bible is basically a

You can always count on me to be the asshole who gives you a reality check instead of telling you what you want to hear.

I'd rather tell my friends the hurtful truth. At least I did my part as a friend. Sugar-coating the truth never helps them.

hahaha, good line

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass. I would laugh so hard if someone used this line on me.


I agree

Stoner Humor Mom, you're so right. Getting stoned first makes housework AMAZING…

Hysterically funny

Getting Along With Your Neighbors…

Passive aggressive neighbor notes that will have you on the floor laughing so hard!


Free, Confession Ecard: I wish I had a "friends with benefits." But the friend would own a liquor store and the benefits would be free wine.

I Also Like To Live Dangerously (Compilation)

Funny pictures about Live Dangerously. Oh, and cool pics about Live Dangerously. Also, Live Dangerously.


Funny pictures about Lost Unicorn. Oh, and cool pics about Lost Unicorn. Also, Lost Unicorn photos.

this is random & funny & i don't know what to say to this, except it's totally true, you deserve more than that, you deserve more than me.

If someone asked me to describe you in one word, I would be like, "What?" Because I'm not that quick on my feet, and the first thing that would come to mind would be more than one word and then I'd lose. You deserve better than that.

People of Walmart Bingo

Walmart bingo - OMG so true! The people of Wal-mart are like no other!