Brandon Kursar

Brandon Kursar

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'A man's talent can't compare to how effortlessly a woman can paint her nails, put on makeup, shave her legs and eat a box of cookies. All at the same time. While driving.'

A man's talent can't compare to how effortlessly a woman can paint her nails, put on makeup, shave her legs eat a box of cookies. All at the same time. While driving.

'Some things are better left unsaid. But I'm gonna get drunk and say them anyway.'

'Some things are better left unsaid. But I'm gonna get drunk and say them anyway.

'I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child.'

I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child.