More ideas from Chance
Is this true?!

For the longest time I thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way. No it means that someone sells drugs nearby. My life is a lie. I wonder if this is true


Snow in the north vs. the south. Thing is.this is totally true. On the other side of my town they got inch of snow and they got the day off.

Hilarious. This is so me.

"Hold on to your privates ladies and gentlemen, now I'm headed right!" And "F" your favorite color AND vegetable.