That Cute Little Pit Bull Puppy Will Eat Your Face Off, A Children's Book By Maria Guido
Obviously no traditional publishing house is going to touch a children's book about how great pit bulls are, probably because so many are horrifically attacked by them every year. What a genius idea to teach children not to be afraid of this breed. Maybe they'll start approaching them more, because that hasn't proven to have disastrous results or anything. This is a joke.