Being a bird would be fun...... As in shitting on people

Trashy language but this one goes out to a couple of sister in laws I have the displeasure of knowing and To the father in law and step mother in law

Sometimes I wonder how you sleep at night, then I remember you are a self centered asshole with no conscience.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I wonder how you sleep at night, then I remember you are a self centered asshole with no conscience.

Just remember the things you say and do, the easier it is. Just sayin'. And hey while your smashing, I smashing too. Thanks!

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ASSHOLE!!!!!

Death Death Death Death Threats Harassment mockery more threats Death Death Death.Fucking really? You so loveable and cute and funny OMG

You flipped the bitch switch, so sit down, buckle up, and enjoy the ride, asshole. | Family Ecard

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After you hell should be easy

So true! If you feel like you are living in hell on earth, guess who you are dealing with: pure evil in human form, a sociopath or a narcissist.

I realized this a while ago, but I kept hoping.  The text I got from you on Wednesday..and then saw the picture of you with her...made me realize I was right all along.  You are not that fucking great and she can have you and all your fucked- upness.

when you jumped out of bed like the imperious fucking ass you are. I mean who the fuck do you think you are?

Give it to 'em GOOD.

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