Sister Quotes Humor
I am literally staring at my pile of clothes right now.this is so accurate
Stuff And Things
Well hello there, you self-centered, narcissistic douche canoe. How can I help the world revolve around you today?
Your rude , and thoughtless ... and if this was just about me it would be fine ... but your hurting someone else who doesn't deserve to be on the other side of your extreme selfishness .... bitch
Work Day Humor
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Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I'm the kind of person who keeps calm under pressure and freaks out when everything is okay.
Start Working Out
Nutritional labels should include a "What if I eat the whole damn thing" section.
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Quotes About Cousins
Bitch no one gives a fuck about your shrek looking fat ass! You are an irrelevant trailer trash psycho Get professional help! And stay out of my life, mind your own fucken business.
Funny Karma Quotes
Free, Cute Therapy Ecard: Go ahead, tell me more about this victim role you play due to the circumstances that you've created for yourself.
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Funny Quotes And Sayings
In My Life
Even though he had a great day, it helps him fall asleep if he has his hand up my shirt lol. Now after that, its definitely time for sleep 😉😙
Funny But True
You do realize one day I'll snap, right? So me