A true redneck indulgence - bubbles in the bath. Actually Redneck Bubble Bath is a bottle of beans, bubbles come naturally later when soaking in the tub. Simply prepare beans as you normally would and flavor with the attached Tabasco.
Here's another "gag gift" craft idea. Belly Button Lint Remover -Take a long bead and stick a piece of pipe-cleaner through it, make a tiny loop at one end so it won't come out of the bead. (For my Dad!