this is kinds funny.
"Admit it. Life would be so boring without me." This I'm going to say to my sisters every time they get mad at me.
Omg that fucking sock while on a run! I threw it out when I was done.
Yes, I know I need to work on my poker resting bitch face
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Life is not a fairy tale, if you lose your shoes at midnight you’re drunk.
Say it out loud. I dare you. Remember when you were a kid and tried to get your friends to say funny stuff like this? (Ice Bank Mice Elf = "I spank myself")
The realist statement