I need a back rub, a few shots of whisky, and some great sex.
I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable badass I'm going to be today.
Sex should always be fun, flirty and dirty. Take a peek at these funny quotes about sex to get you in the mood for a good romp.
EvaDane - Funny Quotes - Good morning gorgeous - Iron on Heat Transfer for White Material
I need yo bootay boo boo
And lacking vitamin Me is very dangerous :P