nice I like you more than yesterday... yesterday you got on my nerves.... by http://dezdemonhumoraddiction.space/husband-wife-humor/i-like-you-more-than-yesterday-yesterday-you-got-on-my-nerves/

I like you more than yesterday... yesterday you got on my nerves

Husband gives toddler accidental haircut, pushes wife to brink of insanity.

Husband gives toddler accidental haircut, pushes wife to brink of insanity.

Husband gives toddler accidental haircut, pushes wife to brink of insanity.then tells her it's a prank

awesome If I did, my wife would ask if something was wrong with me.... by http://dezdemonhumoraddiction.space/husband-wife-humor/if-i-did-my-wife-would-ask-if-something-was-wrong-with-me/

If I did, my wife would ask if something was wrong with me

Just ran up behind my wife, grabbed her boobs and yelled, ""Merry Titmas!!" She immediately turned around, whacked me in the nuts and yelled, "Jingle Balls!!" Touche woman. I  had it coming.

Just ran up behind my wife, grabbed her boobs and yelled, ""Merry Titmas!" She immediately turned around, whacked me in the nuts and yelled, "Jingle Balls!

nice This is how I got the "no cold feet above my knees" rule ;)... by http://dezdemonhumoraddiction.space/husband-wife-humor/this-is-how-i-got-the-no-cold-feet-above-my-knees-rule/

This is how I got the "no cold feet above my knees" rule

Two-year-old spits food on floor... Wife: "we don't spit! If it's in your mouth you swallow it!" Husband: *raises eyebrows* Wife: you shut up!"

Two-year-old spits food on floor. Wife: "we don't spit! If it's in your mouth you swallow it!" Husband: *raises eyebrows* Wife: you shut up!

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Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong

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Wife says to husband, "You wanna change positions tonight?" He says, "Yeah!" She says, "Okay, you do the dishes and I will sit on the couch and fart.

Husband leaves wife notes when he has to leave town for work...

Husband leaves wife notes when he has to leave town for work…

Internet Down| Funny General Card  She could have gone to an internet cafe. A Funny General card for a friend or relative who can't live without Wi Fi.

Wow Honey, The House Is So Clean Was The Internet Down Today? Funny General card for a friend or relative who can't live without Wi Fi.

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