Me in high school: My bubblegum brings all the kids to my side and they're like 'yo, I hear youre supplied' and i'm like. 'dude step the fuck off because I am not going to give you any of my freaking gum, jesus you guys are like vultures.
Students: "But we didn't learn it last year! She didn't teach us that!" Teacher: " Oh really? Well let's ask her." *Brings last year's teacher in* "Did you teach them this?" Teacher "YES! They should remember it!