False numbers are usually safer to give out to a creep than to outright reject them if you're feeling unsafe, so.
“Why isn’t my body wash coming out?” Plastic wrap, that’s why.
Funniest troll EVER I want to be this person
I can just imagine sending this to some random stranger, and when they ask who is this I will be so proud of our friendship
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