Were you raised in a barn? No, then stfu and sit your ass down. Comin up in my goddamn house slammin doors. NO MORE PANIC CONCERTS FOR YOU MISTER!
Problems being Asian - Asian humor
The same thing happened to me and my friend. The furby was on a shelf and it activated and fell onto my legs in the middle of the night. It was creepy.
No wonder stingers hurt a lot more!
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Forget the Kylie Jenner thing. This belongs in nightmares all by itself.
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"A Story to Scare My Son" (internet safety)