just a little garden humor -juliette. "Roses are red, violets are blue, i've got five fingers and the middle one's for you.
Best Funny Quotes : 39 New Funny Quotes You're Going To Love
"Admit when you're wrong. Shut up when you're right." -John Gottman (This man knows a LOT about what helps - and what hurts - relationships. He's done tons of research on it, read his stuff it's amazing.
"Shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick." -Broken-hearted girls everywhere
Sometimes people just need to hear it. Check out these comebacks, funny quotes and sassy (and utterly sarcastic) insults to let them know how you REALLY feel.