Mount Vernon Middle School - 6th and 7th Grade. It was inaccessible, I got teased mercilessly, and had the gym teacher from H***. I had a crush on my math teacher.. When our school voted on the most popular teacher(s), he won. My best friend, who worked for the school paper, quoted me as saying "Because [the teacher] is a hunk of flesh!" My friend narrowly escaped incriminating wheel marks on his back.