Life is not a fairy tale, if you lose your shoes at midnight you’re drunk.
Funny Quotes: Unless you have a smile with a lot of gums showing, then just grin.
born free, now i'm expensive.
Use a donut and a witty saying to pump kids up for state testing. "Donut stress, and get some rest! You will do your best on the test!
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In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. — Martin Luther King Jr.