So true. And so creepy because I was thinking while putting on my makeup the other day that someone needed to make an Yzma/mascara meme. Except in my head it was one of those & I think I look when I wear mascara.
when you're home alone & someone knocks on your door: say "who is it?" look through the peep hole open the door crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quitely to make sure it isn't a masked murder
Haiku by a Grader.who just may be a genius. <--Except that traditional haiku relate to nature. So, yeah, this kid's clever, but there's a difference between being smart and being a smartass. (I prefer people who're both.