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Good morning spiritual quotes

Start your day on a positive note with these inspirational and uplifting good morning spiritual quotes. Find wisdom and motivation to guide you through the day and bring peace to your soul.
Funny Joke: A religious woman, upon waking up each morning...   ... would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.”   This Funny Christian Memes, Christian Cartoons, Christian Humor, Clean Funny Jokes, New Funny Jokes, Funny Quotes, Dad Jokes, Jokes Kids, Funny Work

A religious woman, upon waking up each morning... ... would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back, “There is no Lord.” One morning the atheist neighbor overheard his neighbor...

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Sonny Kibob
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A cat dies and goes to heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years.” “Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.” The cats says, “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.” God...

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Liyingchimervyn
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His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye Grandpa” The father asked, “Why did you say good bye Grandpa?” The little girl said “I don’t know, it just seemed like the right thing to say.” The...

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Rodger Lyman
A man went to God and asked, “What’s the value of life?” God gave him a stone and told him to figure out its value without selling it. The man then took the stone to an orange seller and asked about its value. The orange seller offered 12 oranges for it. The man refused and told the seller that God asked him not to sell it. He went to the vegetable seller and also asked him what is the value of that stone. The vegetable seller offered a sack of potatoes which the man refused too. Good Mood Quotes, Good Life Quotes, Wise Quotes, Thoughts Quotes, Words Quotes, Quotes To Live By, Sayings, Life Story Quotes, Good Morning Spiritual Quotes

A man went to God and asked, “What’s the value of life?”God gave him a stone and told him to figure out its value without selling it.The man then took the stone to an orange seller and asked about its value.The orange seller offered 12 oranges for it. The man refused and told the seller that God asked him not to sell it.He went to the vegetable seller and also asked him what is the value of that stone.

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Emily Osei-mensah