"Today I said orgasm instead of organism in front of 30 13-year-olds."

22 Teachers Who Really Out-Teachered Everyone Else

Hockey is more important...

Hockey is more important…

this is not an exaggeration. during the Olympics the whole school gathers for the games, more than once. I remember in math class i show up and its the canadian hockey team finals and we were all cool with watching the hockey game instead of doing math

Checkmate, Canada, checkmate...

the perks

Every time I hear a mean joke about being Canadian, I go to the hospital and get my feelings checked for free. *laughs* So true!

The Incredible Canada - "That's my secret, eh. I'm always playing hockey." #Polandball #Avengers

The Incredible Canada

The Incredible Canada - "That's my secret, eh. I'm always playing hockey."<--- People better remember Canada now

Canadian Problems. "no kids there's no time to grab your coat!" unless MY coat is actually on fire, you bet your ass i'm gonna grab it.

And JUST after you've switched to your "indoor shoes" after recess. Wait - are "indoor shoes" a Canadian thing, too?

Yeah canadian english I think is kinda a mixture of the two along with some french :3

Seriously, why isn't there a Canadian English option? (Yes, it's fairly close to both, especially British English, but I think we should have our own setting too!

Meghan why haven't you shared this knowledge of what they really do up there?

When your house gets snowed in. // When life hands you snow banks, make a beer fridge.