Jennifer Lewis

Jennifer Lewis

Jennifer Lewis
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Omg! This is funny!

so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

yep.

Alice Royer posted I am not "trophy wife" material. I'm more of a "participation ribbon" kind of gal. to their -funny things!- postboard via the Juxtapost bookmarklet.

Some 20 year old tried to pick me up on the train last night. When he asked for my name and number I said, 'Sure, it's Jenny. 867-5309.'

Funny Confession Ecard: Some 20 year old tried to pick me up on the train last night. When he asked for my name and number I said, 'Sure, it's Jenny.