Someday I'll get trashed at Prom Perhaps the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree?
Someday I'll demand a pony Do you have a darling baby girl? If yes, you really need to know she will one day demand a pony from you. Maybe not for a few years (so you have time to prepare and save up) but it absolutely will happen. Don't say we didn't warn you.
I Might Barf It's not really a question of " if ", folks. It's a question of "when". Our best-selling Snapsuit is as sadly probable as it is hilariously irresistible.
I have way more facebook friends than you It's probably true that a baby can have more followers than you, but don't feel too bad. It's only because they only post photos of themselves drinking, throwing up and posing nude. Maybe you can learn something from this.
Born to Never Sleep Babies are notorious for not doing lots of things: driving cars, using deodorant, telling an engaging anecdote. Interestingly enough, sleeping is the most widely recognized of things babies refuse to do much of.