I wish that every time I pinned a recipe, the dish would magically appear on my kitchen table. K.D

Free, Confession Ecard: I wish that every time I pinned a recipe, the dish would magically appear on my kitchen table.

Your narcissistic sociopathic crap ( for which there is no cure btw) will continue to earn me 150.00 an hour for a long while. That's why I am smiling . K.D

Your narcissistic sociopathic crap ( for which there is no cure btw) will continue to earn me an hour for a long while.

Well, I heard that God sees everything and reports back to Santa ! K.D

Well, I heard that God sees everything and reports back to Santa !

I need a man to open my jars and shit. For everything else, there are batteries. K.D

I need a man to open my jars and shit. For everything else, there are batteries.

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"My goal is to be like Barbie, where I can be played with continuously, then left behind, disrobed, with messy hair", said no smart woman ever ! K.D

"My goal is to be like Barbie, where I can be played with continuously, then left behind, disrobed, with messy hair", said no smart woman ever ! K.D

Now where is that miracle outfit that makes me look like Jennifer from the back, Pamela on top and Angelina all over.. K.D

Now where is that miracle outfit that makes me look like Jennifer from the back, Pamela on top and Angelina all over.

Happy hour sure takes on a whole new meaning when it is constantly spent with you losers. K.D

Happy hour sure takes on a whole new meaning when it is constantly spent with you losers.

Pretending to work, is the best part of my job. Access to unorthodox sites, is just another perk ! K.D

Pretending to work, is the best part of my job. Access to unorthodox sites, is just another perk !

We actually had no rodents in the area until you fine folks moved in next door. K.D

We actually had no rodents in the area until you fine folks moved in next door.

Son, your age has nothing to do with why you are single. Being a frigging slob, is the reason why you are single. K.D

Son, your age has nothing to do with why you are single. Being a frigging slob, is the reason why you are single.

I am not looking to "like" your bs , I am actually looking for the "like anyone cares" option. K.D

Sometimes when I delete a really annoying email, I imagine I've deleted the person too!

Son, I think it's cute how you still call that hobby of yours a job. K.D

Son, I think it's cute how you still call that hobby of yours a job. K.D

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