My dog loves coffee too! I found out the hard way that even a tiny bit or coffee is bad for a chiweenie though. Now she gets milk, a tiny bit of sugar, and just enough decaf to give it a coffee taste. She drinks her coffee beside me every weekend.
Pie in a jar. In a jar. This could bring about world peace! Think about it: you hand someone a jar of pie and they can't possibly feel anything but happy and warm and gooey inside. Just like the pie. In a jar.