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@i A483 250 wi What's the best euphemism for telling people that they're stupid? 60.0k C) 167k it, Share Award 2, 26 Awards Sharp as a marble, that one. S Reply 34.9k 18.4 PR nAnoaxwn soalindie @ 16 Awards I think I saw this one here previously "You aren't the biggest idiot in the world but you better hope they don't die" Reply 28.8k
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Am Cassandra Trojan princess and Seer have some liFe problems Apotio cursed me that no one would believe my Prophecies There isn't a whole lot can do about it but I take what revenge can LORD APOLLO WILL SEXUALLY SATISFY WOMAN TONIGHT As though Lord Apollo would ever be anything Cassandra, don't be obsurd colossally disappointing in bed @D teruedetaverrerio Hit him where it hurts, Cassandra! (Apollo Is the WORST,) fozmeadows THIS IS THE BEST MYTHOLOGY COMIC I'VE EVER SEEN HOLY SHIT 71 notes - iFunny
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[E and yeah, the students pay roughly market value for their rooms, but that doesn't stop gomez from shouting "capital idea!" and handing them wads of cash when they tell him about their weekend plans or what they're - iFunny
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Went to Starbucks Idk how to sleep in. Tons of people in line. Everyone looks like zombies & I'm spacing out myself. All of a sudden this guy stands next to me and goes, "this is crazy!" Then grabs my hand to hold it. We both looked down at & looked up. Him: you're not my wife. Me: nope. (Girl behind us): You're holding the wrong hand, honey. Him: You sure? Me: We're sure. Him: I feel committed to finishing this Starbucks experience w/ you now. Me: I'm not paying. Him: oh nvm, let me go back to my wife. Wife: I'm not paying either! (Guy in front of us): Come hold my hand, sir. I'll buy you any frappuccino you want. Husband went & held hands with the strange man & looks at both me & his wife & goes, *at least someone cares about me." - iFunny
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