Yeah, but I'm actually an angel in disguise so #2 is wrong and why tf did I say that.
Oh, this is so true
Is your Butthole jealous of all the crap that come out of your mouth?
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Especially no. 4
Log into Facebook to start sharing and connecting with your friends, family, and people you know.
NOT THAT STUPID. LOL
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