This is pretty awesome! The Orb --- mobile headset doubles as a ring and can be used 30 feet away from your phone. It vibrates if you get a call, but also has a voice-to-text device so you can read messages on your ring.
Bionic Boots make you run like a speeding ostrich <-- yeah because it was always my dream to run like an ostrich. Was there not a more graceful animal we could have come up with?<-- it's ostrich inspired you frigging inbred