Previous post: This would actually be my mom. In fact, I was speaking with her the other day, she didn't know Freddie Mercury was in Queen. Or that Queen did Bohemian Rhapsody. Or what Bohemian Rhapsody even was. My dad and I stared at her.
Squirrel: I'm sorry to bother you but the bird feeder is empty. (A squirrel, my mother named Petey, once got on the porch railing and rang the doorbell because he wanted some peanuts!) Now I call all squirrels, "Petey"