You never know what dark secret someone is hiding.
I am a poet and I totally know it.
Just duck it.
Nope nope nope nnnooopppe
Hahahahahahahahahaha. That's what LOL means.
Being unproductive can be exhausting.
I mean- no one really can live up to such a high expectation right!?! Well, at least you have have a coffee with your bacon! Enjoy!
Feel like working? Me neither.
I have something to tell you first!
I mean... paper cuts happen every single day...
Don't be a monster. Drink coffee.
I'm too sexy for you!
Say what you want to say without ever uttering a word.