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“Like Dorothy, I attract men who are brainless, heartless, or cowards.”

“Like Dorothy, I attract men who are brainless, heartless, or cowards.”

I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.

Pig pun

Pig pun

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“Relationships are like Yard Sales; They look good from a distance, but up close it’s just a bunch of sh-- you don’t need.”

“Relationships are like Yard Sales; They look good from a distance, but up close it’s just a bunch of sh-- you don’t need.”

Now whenever I see this, I can only think of Dollhouse :-)

the-bantersaurus: robotcosmonaut: Military Phonetic Alphabet via itinerantdispatches brb memorizing my dad always uses this on the phone and stuff haha perks of being a policeman’s daughter I had to learn this for work!

21 Funny Minions

21 Funny Minions