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I'm sorry, could you tell your conscience to keep it down?

I'm sorry, could you tell your conscience to keep it down?

i don't know why everyone keeps saying they're trying to bring sexy back when i'm right here I never  even left.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I don't know why everyone keeps saying they're trying to bring sexy back when I'm right here.

Haha!! On Barefoot Mascato and I know @Style Space & Stuff Blog Ursch will at least see it :)

"If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton. This way, my friends will know I'm missing." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

Your Opinion about My Life - Paying Bills

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.

Hunter's wife humor

A man can sit up in a tree in winter weather and shoot a deer from 100 yards away, right between the eyes, but then come home and pee all over the toilet seat!

Ha ha! Happens to me more than not...sigh makes me realize I don't know that many people; how depressing!  lol!

HI NANCY.oh wait that's not nancy hahaha! i kind of like awkward moments, it means we are real and that funny and awkward thigns happen to us no matter who we are.

Dearest BFF, If I die at Walmart, please drag my body to Nordstrom.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Dearest BFF, If I die at Walmart, please drag my body to Nordstrom.

13 Hilariously Funny eCards - My Life and Kids

13 Hilariously Funny eCards

Funny Confession Ecard: If you see me running, call the police.

Ijs is altijd goed

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

I'm pissed.  Let's go buy shit.

Or I'm really happy, let's go buy shit. Or I'm sad, let's go buy shit.

Then you both almost pass out because you're laughing too hard at each other laughing.

Do this while on your morning jog: Carry a stick with you, run up beside some stranger & try to hand it off to her. Then run away. if I jogged. I'd totally do this!

Seriously, I keep saying that and I never seem to get my shit together by that age!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I miss being the age when I thought I'd have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.

Dat Uniform

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Women always say they love a man in uniform but when I go clubbing in my McDonalds outfit no one will even talk to me.

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