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Wine fun fact we all should know. Drinking wine can improve your sex life. Red wine keep us looking younger. Italy is the world’s top producer of wine.

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Why are we so unpopular? Because we hate everyone.yup, pretty much sums it up.

Drinking Wine

"Drinking a lot of wine alone is not lonely, it is romantic. Damn, self, you got nice eyes." We wholeheartedly agree, one of life's greatest pleasures!

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Free and Funny News Ecard: 2 of my fb friends got married this weekend and 9 posted pictures of their babies. I slept in all weekend and didn't have a use for pants on Sunday. I win.

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When I get old, I’m not going to sit around knitting. I’m going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up!

Funny Apology Ecard: Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue? My life it's not even funny

Ice Cream Shop

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

Oh yes! Lol

Before Kids vs. After Kids: Public Restrooms // omg! I'm freaking crying from laughing so hard. I don't have any kids but I remember my mom being like this with me

Everyone's all like, 'This wine pairs well with goat cheese and seafood.' And I'm over here like, 'which one pairs well with pizza rolls?'

Everyone's all like, 'This wine pairs well with goat cheese and seafood.' And I'm over here like, 'which one pairs well with pizza rolls?' Henegar Except i would change it to what pairs well with spray cheese and crackers hahaha

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Finally shaved my legs, and donated it to Locks of Love. it was a very long winter.

31 Hysterically #Funny #Life #Quotes You Won’t Be Expecting

16 Reasons The Best Place For An Ego Boost Is The Women's Restroom

After 3 kids....lol

Funny, "too real" parenting comics; taking your kid to the doctor. when they're a baby. when they're older./ this also perfectly describes the difference between first and second child :)

Cheers!

Notecard idea for LS to real estate agents she wants to get a glass of wine with. "Looks like you have a lot on your mind. Do you wanna drink about it?

This is totally me, target without kids is like my mini vacation

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