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FYI, naked is not a costume.

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I love the sound you make when you shut up!

"I'd kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I'd lose my shoe." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

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If you dont like dogs, chances are I dont like you.

Black with a chance of Cheetah: Why You Shouldn't Post Your Opinion on Facebook

I hate opinionated people who have done no research or investigation about what they think or believe. Especially when their opinions are based on lies and hearsay.

Dear Strangers, My choices as a  Mother are not open for debate.  Love, Mothers  Everywhere.

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Awkward Mom Moment #10003: Sneezing is more about crossing your legs tight than covering your mouth. | Family Ecard | someecards.com

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Somehow I am completely confused by this part of Cinderella.  You'd think.. you know... he remembers her hair color at least.  Or that she wandered off in a pumpkin carriage.

"Says you are the love of his life - forgets what you look like and has to put a shoe on every girl in the kingdom" Prince Charming HA! SO much for Prince Charming!

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I love the feeling when you finally get in bed and turn off the lights and think, "I've been wanting to do this since this morning.this is so true sometimes!

If you weren't stalking my timeline you would have no reason to think my post was about you!  You are NOT of any importance.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: If you weren't stalking my timeline you would have no reason to think my post was about you!

Overly Attached Girlfriend Level: Driver License - how did they allow that?

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail!

Funny Confession Ecard: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail! laughing out loud

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