Wise words of Adam Carolla

"If whatever you're doing doesn't make you happy or at least provide you the money to go to a therapist or a liquor store to take care of that unhappiness, then it's time to blow that taco stand. Life is too short or anything else.

You have no idea the internal war I wage with myself every day day B. Cut me some slack. K?

You have no idea the internal war I wage with myself every day day B. Cut me some slack.

*suspiciously eyes all internet friends* ARE YOU GUYS SECRETLY ANDREW HUSSIE OR SOMETHING?!

doing this w my book (if, obviously) -- head canons, theories, ships, the whole nine yards.

My mum was arguing with the card swipe at Target; it wouldn't accept her signature so she signed as Tigger and it accepted it. !? (How does that even work??)

My mum was arguing with the card swipe at Target; it wouldn't accept her signature so she signed as Tigger and it accepted it.)<<<Omg that's awesome XD

I have so much respect for people who make dictionaries. Someone's job was to literally describe every word in the English language & put it in a book. Like if I had to do that it'd be so sarcastic & rude like "sky": that blue fucking thing over your head dumbass"

I have so much respect for people who make dictionaries. Someones job was to literally describe every word in the English language put it in a book. Like if I had to do that itd be so sarcastic rude like sky: that blue fucking thing over your head dumbass

Do you know what its like to be in love with your best friend? To not be able to tell them because they are not yours to have? what its like to keep that down? To not be able to show or express your feelings for fear of pushing them away? How it feels to want someone so much it physically makes you ill knowing that you cant be with them?

A Forever Relationship Can Be Yours

I wish I could tell her exactly how I feel. I love her and her son so much, I have for so long it hurts.

Umm guns rnt illegal in any state, some r just stricter....

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Neither are illegal here in Texas and I also have a neighbor who owns a legit cannon and will fire it at the most random times. It sounds like someone is shooting Artillery Shell firecrackers in our front yard

Yes. Yes we should. Because life is valuable and people are valuable. All life. All people. Shall I say it again for those of you in the back?

An interesting concept. One might wonder how this sort of practice could change the course of human history going forward.<<<<I'm not pro-life or not.

I totally agree. Some people just don't have a knack for those core subjects like others might not have a knack for music or art. Just cause you don't GET it, doesn't mean you're stupid or lacking in anything. People are geniuses in their own way. I'm done. I'm out✌

If Artistic People Are Forced to Take Years of Math and Science Then Why Don't Sciencey People Have to Take Art and Music Classes Someone Found a Real Life Plot Hole Boom B Www and if You're Bad at Art and Music Then It's Okay Not Everyone Has an Aptitude

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