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Funny Quote - I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford

Everything I like.

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive or impossible. This about sums it up

For realz.

If we're not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

Mother inspiration

I can't even explain in words how much I love my 3 wonderful children.God loved you first and blessed me with you. A MOTHER THINKS ABOUT HER CHILDREN . I love all my babies and this quote is so true!

Very clever! Except that I would need a really big mosquito to get away with some of the slaps people deserve!

Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

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I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

That moment when you turn into a ninja beacuse a piece of your hair fell on your arm and you thought it was a spider. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com

Free, News Ecard: That moment when you turn into a ninja beacuse a piece of your hair fell on your arm and you thought it was a spider.

Memes for Men pt.9

One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.

How does this keep happening???

I was going to be productive today. Happens all the time!

I thought this was a bit too funny :)

Such a kidder...

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I was going to give you a nasty look... but I see you already have one.

hahaha one person in particular immediatly comes to mind. Yup not going away .

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I guess the only thing worse than 'checking-in' at a funeral, is probably actually tagging the person in the coffin.

I don't understand some people-- There are times and places where FB is completely INAPPROPRIATE. A funeral is one of them!

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