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when people tell me " you're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep until late afternoon because I'm a problem solver

It's really not just ME, right?? :)

You gotta hand it to short people sometimes. cause they can't reach. Ha, tall people line.

That moment when you realize your children | Funny Dirty Adult ...

>>> so freaking true! Don't know whether to be proud or scared that both of my kids got my twisted sense of humor - sometimes better (or worse) than the norm. One thing is for sure, they are their mom's kids *wink*

when life gives you lemons...

Free and Funny Sympathy Ecard: When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool.

Ok, I can't help but post this....feel the burn or feel my bumper. haha.

"Listen, if I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle & wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

Right. And then I forget where I put said stuff. So I then buy NEW stuff. Then I find the old stuff while 'cleaning' so now I have two of everything. Brilliant. Story of my life! LMAO!

Funny Quote - Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places or like my husband, cleans the garage and puts the "stuff" in the living room and not where it belongs

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Back to School with Humor and Grace

I'm going to save my resolution for I think I want to be an asshole for another year -ecard meme - Humor me - Random Funnies

Daylight.....Spring for....wait, huh?

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: They say a glass of wine a day is good for you. The bottle is glass, right?

Confession  This is me every day in my retirement years. But I've" paid my dues" so I can do whatever I want! At least that's how I see it.  qb

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm well on my way to getting absolutely nothing done today. So my Saturdays!

Instead of writing LOL, I'm going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little then stopped).  It's more accurate.

I use LOL alllllll the time lol.ok so maybe half the time I should use SALTS lolol