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I've met some real pricks in my life, but you sir are a fucking giant cactus

How an adult falls asleep at night.

Sounds like how I go to sleep sometimes. Only kids count sheep to fall asleep. Count your debts, your mistakes, your heartache and cry yourself to sleep like a grownup!

Morning sickness can vary from mild to debilitating. "I don’t care how independent you are…if you are feeling sick, let people take care of you! Pregnancy is not a time to be prideful!" TRUTH.

Tips and Remedies for Morning Sickness

CUDDLING It's all sweet and innocent until someone gets an erection. OMg lol thought this would make ya laugh lauzeeee xxx

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an image is worth 1000 words. what will you say with yours?

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm well aware I'm not everyone's cup of tea . I'd rather be someone's shot of tequila or jäger anyways !

@Adrianne Glowski Glowski Hultgren. ha!!! reminds me of our talk today :) thank goodness for sisters.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a Punishment. Now as a Mom, Nap Time Feels like I Won a Vacation!

You n me...

Free, Friendship Ecard: If you were a dinosaur you'd be a bitch-a-whoreus.

Funny Confession Ecard: I couldn't understand how Obama could ever be re-elected... ...then I went to Wal Mart and it all became clear.

Funny Confession Ecard: I couldn't understand how Obama could ever be re-elected.then I went to Wal Mart and it all became clear.

Had to laugh!  When I worked retail, mall employees would go out and walk around the parking lot, and quickly attract a long line of cars wanting their parking spot.  :)

A cure for the holiday-shopping madness (or de-stress with us for a bit of fun at the virtual casinos - safer than the parking lot idea ;

So True

I hate it when I think I’m buying ORGANIC vegetables, but when I get home I discover they’re just REGULAR donuts. Wise Van Berkom Z.

awesome Most Funny Quotes :Top 25 Funny Quotes for Boys...

awesome Most Funny Quotes :Top 25 Funny Quotes for Boys...

If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week.

If I got paid by the the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week. Fuck next week make that tomorrow

I'm not crying because I'm sad. I'm crying because I want to punch you in the fucking face but I can't.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I'm not crying because I'm sad. I'm crying because I want to punch you in the fucking face but I can't.

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