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Story of my life. Funny quote lol my room was clean but then I had to decide what to wear!

haha...he's not much of an actor,but he doesn't have to talk

If only it worked like that. I'd make sure I was arrested often!

Ok...so I never drink enough to actually have a hangover, but I do like a nice glass of really yummy wine every now and then! (and this was just damn funny)

It's not a hangover, it's wine flu.I've def had the wine flu more then once!

Text me anything else but K. I've been tempted to reply in this way to "K" and it's more annoying than one word texts, which annoy me. (And I'm not saying to text me any other letter by itself, either. Just type "OK" or "Okay" and be done with it. "K" just frustrates me and makes my heart think just a little less of you. Maybe it's because my ex would respond "K" a lot and I hated it so much because it told me he didn't have the time of day to actually type a real word.

My mom texts me just the letter "K" ALL the time! It makes me sooooo angry. So I'm gonna send that reply to her :D

pinja-vu!! I must be drunk if this made me laugh so hard....

A list of funny quotes, sayings, and signs to bring a smile to your day

Foghorn Leghorn

"I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned" This and many other fun wooden box signs are available at Wishful Living.


I wish my FRIEND's houses were connected to mine via secret tunnels. (That would be awesome!

I used 2 do that to my DNA sharing "sister" when we were kids..apparently I didn't do it enough !

Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

I hate when I'm drinking, and the ice just attacks my face.

You Wish Your Bar Mitzvah Was This Fabulous

Hahahaha how many times has this happened to me. "One day, I am going to invent something that allows me to drink this without worrying about the ice rushing at my face" "Uhh, it's called a straw".