Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: We can only be friends if you are kind of a bitch. Not a full blown bitch, because that's no fun. And if you're not a bitch at all, that won't work either. A halfway bitch. Those are my kind of people.
Good friends take your drink away when they think you've had too much. Best friends say 'Bitch, you better drink that! We don't waste that shit.' Haha this is so my friends and I or just hand it to me and say chug
"I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born. And when I'm happy, I bake cookies and shit." hahahah so me! Don't get on my bad side ;
Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I like that you try to compete with me - at least you have a goal. Unrealistic and unattainable, but it's a goal.
I don’t understand men who get upset about this. You either believe women should not be murdered or you support the murder of women. There should be no hurt feelings, no sympathy for the murderers, nothing. They kill people. Why don’t you use that empathy for their victims and their victims’ family.