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Yeesss, Get at me halfway bitches

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: We can only be friends if you are kind of a bitch. Not a full blown bitch, because that's no fun. And if you're not a bitch at all, that won't work either. A halfway bitch. Those are my kind of people.

I'm not pregnant, I'm jut running a HIGH baby fever!!! and EVERYONE has a baby due THIS WEEK!

Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not. Just kidding.

SO TRUE!!!

Some eCards: I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2001

I feel like this fits every guy I meet

Funny Friendship Ecard: That moment you and your best friend talk shit about another person telepathically.

Good friends take your drink away when they think you've had too much. Best friends say 'Bitch, you better drink that! We don't waste that shit.'

Good friends take your drink away when they think you've had too much. Best friends say 'Bitch, you better drink that! We don't waste that shit.' Haha this is so my friends and I or just hand it to me and say chug

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Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a bitch. SO TRUE!

Bwhahaha!! Soooo your mouth isn't the only thing you need to close!!!

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.

Yupp :i

"I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born. And when I'm happy, I bake cookies and shit." hahahah so me! Don't get on my bad side ;

I like that you try to compete with me - at least you have a goal. Unrealistic and unattainable, but it's a goal.

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I like that you try to compete with me - at least you have a goal. Unrealistic and unattainable, but it's a goal.

I don’t understand men who get upset about this. You either believe women should not be murdered or you support the murder of women. There should be no hurt feelings, no sympathy for the murderers, nothing. They kill people. Why don’t you use that empathy for their victims and their victims’ family.

I don’t understand men who get upset about this. You either believe women should not be murdered or you support the murder of women. There should be no hurt feelings, no sympathy for the murderers, nothing. They kill people. Why don’t you use that empathy for their victims and their victims’ family.

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