#Sagittarius Horoscope for week of March 29, 2012 - Do not under any circumstances put on a frog costume, go to a shopping mall, and ride around on a unicycle while reciting erotic poetry in German through a megaphone. APRIL FOOL! I lied. That wouldn't be such a terrible use of your time. The astrological omens suggest that you will be visited by rather unusual creative surges that may border on being wacky. Personally... Erotic Poetry, Chinese Dog, Frog Costume, Unicycle, Megaphone, Dog Signs, April Fools, Shopping Mall, Wacky