"my boyfriend doesn't know  i put a dollar in an envelope every time he makes me orgasm & that's all I'm spending on him for christmas. so far he's getting a mcflurry"

Someone posted a whisper, which reads " my boyfriend doesn't know i put a dollar in an envelope every time he makes me orgasm & that's all I'm spending on him for christmas. so far he's getting a mcflurry"

*me trying to flirt* Me: do you want to eat something my mom made? My crush: oh, what did ur mom make? Me: me

Someone from Navi Mumbai, Maharashtra, IN posted a whisper, which reads "*me trying to flirt* Me: do you want to eat something my mom made? My crush: oh, what did ur mom make?

Spank me.

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MatthewBaby girl, every day I wake up and realize I am the luckiest man in the world. I can't wait to wake up next to you every morning for the rest of my life. There  | is nothing I could ever want more than that. | :) | Now get up, I've got starbucks! | AHHHH YOU'RE THE BEST!

Wow she doesnt want a romantic beautiful poem she wants starbucks 😂😂

Two of my favourite things. Grammar, and cock.

Two of my favourite things. Grammar, and cock.

22 Funny Quotes That Will Make You Laugh So this is my purpose in life. When’s my first mission? There could be no warning signs either. I mean I’d surely notice an alien in my house. Is that what is part of “Keeping it together”?

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Hehehehe

Yep, I'm a slut for coffee.but it better be damn good coffee!

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