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Oh this is so me! I'm glad theater season is back! Now I can be weird with other weird people!

I’m shy at first but… I do the stupidest random shit when I get comfortable with someone.


"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure. You don't learn by not doing anything, so mistake your way to success.


I don't think inside the box. I don't think outside the box. I don't know where the box is.

Those who stir the shit pot should have to lick the spoon.

QUOTE, Funny Sarcasm: 'Those who stir the shitpot should have to lick the spoon.