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Funny quote card about sluts: I should slap you, but I don\'t want to get slut on my hand.should of when I had the chance!

Everytime I come to work I immediately begin praying, 'Lord please help me not be a bitch today.'

Everytime I come to work I immediately begin praying, 'Lord please help me not be a bitch today.' I need to pray harder!

Sometimes...

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Don't underestimate my ability to find shit out.

I just couldn't resist pinning this =)HAHAHA

Why are men smarter during sex? Because during sex they're plugged into a fucking know it all

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Funny Confession Ecard: Bitch please. My straightener is hotter than you.

There's something wrong with my bank. They say I don't have any money. Or an account. And also to stop walking through the drive-thru to get free lollipops.

People come into my bank for free coffee, cookies, chocolates, lollipops, and to read the paper.

Some of these are so awesome!!!! Lmfao  seriously I have an obsession with sarcastic shit. Lmao!!

Funny Encouragement Ecard: We all think it's time you put Sensitive Susie back in the box and learn to laugh at yourself like the rest of us do.

I'm going to verbally assault you

Funny Breakup Ecard: I am going to verbally assault you like you would never expect from a white girl.

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