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Where is the shortcut to delete crazy bitches again?

I overlooked it somewhere.

.....it's funny to hear and amusing. DONE

it's funny to hear and amusing.

Congratulations on successfully performing a basic task of life which the rest of the world performs daily and without expectation of praise. LOL I think this one is my favorite one yet!!

fun Congratulations on successfully performing a basic task of life which the rest of the world performs daily and without expectation of praise. LOL I think this one is my favorite one yet!

Annoying facebooker

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I like you SO much more now that I've hidden you from my news feed.

Funny. Jesus loves you! this for you narcissistic sociopath provoking me then call me the crazy one when I become unglued  WTF????

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There are eight ways of contacting me through my phone that don't involve me having to talk to you. Use one of those.

I die a little each time my phone rings. Hate talking on the phone

Happy birthday little sister! you're hardly annoying anymore

I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos. But it's hard. So hard. For my friends who know I love a "that's what she said joke"

How I feel at work half the time. Maybe without the profanity.

I don't mean to be rude but fuck you and shut up.Oh my god, I've thought this SO many times!

I'd like to apply for the job that lists this as a qualification, please. #humor #ButSoNotKidding

If only sarcasm had been my major.I would have graduated Summa Cum Laude

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper 'No one gives a f**k'.

I tell that fucking bitch all the time. Fuck you fat bitch. Fuck you.

Crazy bitch :)

Crazy bitch :) That's right whore u know who u are!

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